SEO can be stressful at times but it can be fun too. We all could use a laugh every once in a while so I present to you below SEO funnies from the twitterverse below. They range anywhere from chuckle-worthy to hilarious on the SEO humor meter. Also, check out Nozzle's new SEO jokes.
They are organized by topics and you can click on the topic you want to jump down to below:
SEO Successes and Failures:
Onsite (or Offline) Optimization:
Technical SEO:
Link Building:
SEO Industry:
SERPs:
SEO Tools:
Content Creation:
SEO Jokes:
SEO Puns:
Cheekiness:
If you know of any other funny SEO tweets, let me know in the comments and I'll add them to this page.
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SEO Successes and Failures:
SEO's successfully getting through a Core Update: pic.twitter.com/PUR5HnBAZC
— Martin MacDonald (@searchmartin) September 26, 2019
I'm really not one to brag, but sometimes it's nice to pat yourself on the back. Here's a site I work on that is killing it #slayingtheserps #justdoingmyjob pic.twitter.com/pVJf90moTO
— Mark Porter (@markcporter) March 20, 2019
Me: got lots to get done this morning. Let me go and quickly check in on Google Analytics and then I'll get all my tasks done right after.
— Matthew Howells-Barby (@matthewbarby) May 3, 2019
3 hours later: down a black hole in GA and haven't even begun anything else.
How's everyone's "The March 12, 2019 Google Core Algorithm Update" reversal going? pic.twitter.com/CVLlZWGkCB
— Tom Rayner (@tjprayner) March 27, 2019
Only 1 week to come up with excuses for why your January SEO numbers are below the goals you set 3 months ago. Feel free to use one of these
— WTFSEO (@WTFSEO) January 27, 2020
1. Something to do with favicons
2. Google arbitrarily changing everything
3. Lazy, slow developers
4. Mercury being in retrograde
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AeLEt6w7Ko
— Marie Haynes (@Marie_Haynes) January 15, 2020
I was going to save this growth hack for the ebook, but if you also send it to your dad, you've just increased your traffic by 100% #boom 🤜💥🤛
— Mark Porter (@markcporter) March 21, 2019
Onsite (or Offline) Optimization:
Keyword Stuffing, the offline version 😂🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/PrtcdldzAW
— Martin MacDonald (@searchmartin) January 10, 2019
Some solid SEO copy here... pic.twitter.com/aFdsTSiDzm
— Richard Shove (@RichardShove) May 22, 2019
Yep this is definitely how keywords work #nailedit pic.twitter.com/Y0DgwKgooa
— Ruth Burr Reedy (@ruthburr) November 4, 2019
Technical SEO:
Me compiling a stunning and intelligent technical SEO strategy
— Izzi Smith (@izzionfire) November 29, 2019
VS
Me realising there are no dev resources available pic.twitter.com/6BULGeZRte
When the new site goes live with no redirects: pic.twitter.com/GFu909Xa2L
— Lord of the SERPs (@LordOfTheSERPs) December 10, 2019
Disallow: * pic.twitter.com/Y3FerumPmW
— Jamie Alberico (@Jammer_Volts) February 12, 2019
Breaking: Google announces that they didn't say "Simon says" when they told everyone to use rel=next/prev for pagination
— WTFSEO (@WTFSEO) March 21, 2019
I just won. My daughter said there’s a 101 a 202 and 303 (freeway) is there a 404? I replied “it’s not found” I laughed. She was confused. Dad wins.
— Matt Siltala (@Matt_Siltala) December 13, 2019
Google does not use <p> and <div> tags for indexing. You should remove them all from your website immediately.
— WTFSEO (@WTFSEO) March 22, 2019
Link Building:
Backlinks https://t.co/WlDxejpoCF
— Martin MacDonald (@searchmartin) July 18, 2019
"I've added your link" pic.twitter.com/VbmpdZvfXv
— Joe Lycett (@iamrofe) June 4, 2019
Potential Client: Can you help us?
— uosʎᗡ sıɹɥƆ (@ChrisLDyson) September 3, 2019
World Class SEO Consultant: pic.twitter.com/gwK9CdYd2H
SEO Industry:
This has to be where all those SEO Ninjas come from. pic.twitter.com/eFt64ogixW
— Matt Lacuesta (@MattLacuesta) July 10, 2019
— Tom Blackshire (@tomblackshire) February 28, 2019
I made an SEO meme. pic.twitter.com/lH6ndyUWZA
— The Millennial Shrug 🤷🏽♂️ (@LukeDavisSEO) October 29, 2019
I had a dream last night that the Google index suddenly became "full". Index space became a highly prized possession and companies fought in wars over any available resources causing some kind of dystopian future led by SEOs.
— Izzi Smith (@izzionfire) December 30, 2019
Clearly, I need a life :D
— Jono Alderson (@jonoalderson) January 24, 2020
SERPs:
This is my new favorite answer box... pic.twitter.com/LlEIdNPuBg
— Greg Gifford (@GregGifford) June 18, 2019
Google Yesterday: "Freshness matters for Featured Snippets!!"
— Martin MacDonald (@searchmartin) August 2, 2019
Google Today: pic.twitter.com/Iu9jh801cY
Question I found mining PAAs for Moz -- "How do I uninstall the latest Google update?" -- I got bad news for you, kid.
— Dr. Pete Meyers (@dr_pete) March 19, 2019
BREAKING: google launches the ERNIE algorithm to randomly insert one irrelevant off topic website into all BERT search results.
— WTFSEO (@WTFSEO) October 25, 2019
Whoa, the Google indexing bug just jumped to a new level. "Stale content"?? I'd say so... Wow. ;) @rustybrick pic.twitter.com/FNGbYLbFOS
— Glenn Gabe (@glenngabe) May 22, 2019
SEO Tools:
Time to pay the yearly tax, on being an SEO: pic.twitter.com/UEzNJv5oC4
— Martin MacDonald (@searchmartin) August 15, 2019
This car must rank well! pic.twitter.com/YCAlhzIubQ
— Dan Shure (@dan_shure) April 30, 2019
In the middle of my insomnia last night, I put this together for the Screaming Frog team. I'd forgotten about it until now.
— Tom Rayner (@tjprayner) February 28, 2019
I'm now off to think about what I'm doing with my life.
Enjoy. And, sorry @screamingfrog pic.twitter.com/q0EtCNxETF
Been thinking of SEO jokes. Here’s my best attempt so far. How does @screamingfrog get home after a night out? ... He crawls.
— Tom Crewe (@TomCrewe) April 17, 2019
When you ask an #SEO friend to run a @screamingfrog crawl for you 🤣 pic.twitter.com/pEH9fHDUIM
— Tessa Bonacci Nadik (@tessabonacci) October 18, 2019
Content Creation:
I think I'm gonna stick with my gut on this one Grammarly... pic.twitter.com/Q2QUNNL0XQ
— Kane Jamison 🍍 (@KaneJamison) February 19, 2019
SEO Jokes
Why did the SEO expert cross the road?
— Andrew and Pete 🙊🙈 #TeamATOMIC (@AndrewAndPete) January 3, 2019
To get hit with traffic 🚗
😜😜😜😜
You. Are. Welcome
SEO Puns
How many sit-ups should we be doing for the core update?
— Dr. Pete Meyers (@dr_pete) June 3, 2019
SEO myths that need to die:
— Dr. Pete Meyers (@dr_pete) May 9, 2019
(1) You can't spell "ranking factor" without "ring fat".
(2) Link building isn't like a building made of links. You can't live there.
(3) Al Gore Rhythm is a KC and The Sunshine Band cover band from Hyattsville.
Cheekiness
Had a heating engineer enquire about some SEO work, he wanted to arrange a time to set up a call.
— Joe Lycett (@iamrofe) December 3, 2019
I told him I'd call between 9am and 5pm
Boyd Norwood has been doing SEO and digital marketing since 2004. He loves playing ping pong, basketball, tennis, hiking, and doing puzzles.
