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SEO Jokes (Brand New and Original in 2020)

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Boyd Norwood ·
August 10, 2020

Boyd Norwood · August 10, 2020 ·

SEO Jokes 2020 Edition

SEO can be stressful at times and stress is bad for your health so let’s all sit back and relax and live longer by reading the following SEO jokes.

All of these SEO jokes are brand new and original as of this year, 2020, and created by the author unless otherwise noted.

Skip to an SEO joke:

What did Jesus say to the SEOs?
The surgeon general told some SEOs…
What did Googlebot tell all the hyper links?
Why did the search engine receive a lawsuit?
SEOs prefer canonical tag…
What do you call an SEO sitting up in a tree branch overlooking a field full of sheep?
What is an SEO’s most important question before he bungee jumps for the first time?
Why are black hat SEOs horrible at hockey?
The general state of everything and everyone…
What did the 1-year-old SEO teach the 8-month-old?
What did the mom do to the naughty SEO child who kept picking his nose?
What do you call getting a haircut to look good for your online profile pictures?
What is it called when Larry Page or Sergey Brin get a haircut?
SEO: Yes! My time on page is increasing.
When Google launched its Universal Search…
My new GA-bot is awesome!
An SEO invited me to a business meeting at his house.
Why did Google cut its finger nails?

So without further ado, let’s hear some SEO jokes!

1. What did Jesus say to the SEOs?

“Come (do)follow me.” What did Satan say in response? “Nofollow Him!”

What did Jesus say to the SEOs

2. The surgeon general told some SEOs…

to stop smoking because there is a link between smoking and cancer. The SEOs replied, “Well… is the link between smoking and cancer followed or nofollowed?”

3. What did Googlebot tell all the hyper links?

“Calm down!”

What did Googlebot tell all the hyper links
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4. Why did the search engine receive a lawsuit?

Because it was a creepy crawler.

Why did the search engine receive a lawsuit Because it was a creepy crawler.

5. SEOs prefer canonical tag…

over freeze tag or laser tag.

6. What do you call an SEO sitting up in a tree branch overlooking a field full of sheep?

Above the fold.

7. What is an SEO’s most important question before he bungee jumps for the first time?

“Can you please tell me what my bounce rate is?”

What is an SEO thinking before he bungee jumps

8. Why are black hat SEOs horrible at hockey?

Because they spend a lot of time in the penalty box.

Why are black hat SEOs horrible at hockey

9. The general state of everything and everyone…

makes me think that “discontent” is king, not “content”.

The general state of everything and everyone makes me think that discontent is king not content

10. What did the 1-year-old SEO teach the 8-month-old?

“Don’t waste your crawl budget going for that toy. Just scream until your mom 301 redirects you to it.”

11. What did the mom do to the naughty SEO child who kept picking his nose?

She de-indexed him.

What did the mom do to the naughty SEO child who kept picking his nose

12. What do you call getting a haircut to look good for your online profile pictures?

A featured snippet.

What do you call getting a haircut to look good for your online profile pictures

13. What is it called when Larry Page or Sergey Brin get a haircut?

A rich snippet.

14. SEO: Yes! My time on page is increasing.

Parent: Why are you happy that you are now reading slower?

15. When Google launched its Universal Search…

many people were excited that we will finally discover alien life.

When Google launched its Universal Search many people were excited that we will finally discover alien life

16. My new GA-bot is awesome!

Unfortunately, batteries and keywords are “not included.”

17. An SEO invited me to a business meeting at his house.

It turned out to be a Pyramid Schema.

An SEO invited me to a business meeting at his house. It turned out to be a Pyramid Schema.

18. Why did Google cut its finger nails?

Because a lot of websites were complaining about being scraped.

Hopefully some of these cheesy SEO jokes put a smile on your face. Share your favorites with your friends and team members!

Also, here is some more SEO humor from the Twitterverse that you might enjoy.

The author's views are entirely his or her own and may not always reflect the views of Nozzle.

Categories: Link Building, SEO
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Boyd Norwood

Boyd Norwood has been doing SEO and digital marketing since 2004. He loves playing ping pong, basketball, tennis, hiking, and doing puzzles.

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