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SEO Humor from the Twitterverse

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Boyd Norwood ยท
March 8, 2020

Boyd Norwood · March 8, 2020 ·

SEO Humor

SEO can be stressful at times but it can be fun too. We all could use a laugh every once in a while so I present to you below SEO funnies from the twitterverse below. They range anywhere from chuckle-worthy to hilarious on the SEO humor meter. Also, check out Nozzle’s new SEO jokes.

They are organized by topics and you can click on the topic you want to jump down to below:

SEO Successes and Failures
Onsite (or Offline) Optimization
Technical SEO
Link Building
SEO Industry
SERPs
SEO Tools
Content Creation
SEO Jokes
SEO Puns
Cheekiness

If you know of any other funny SEO tweets, let me know in the comments and I’ll add them to this page.

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SEO Successes and Failures:

SEO's successfully getting through a Core Update: pic.twitter.com/PUR5HnBAZC

— Martin MacDonald ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง (@searchmartin) September 26, 2019

I'm really not one to brag, but sometimes it's nice to pat yourself on the back. Here's a site I work on that is killing it #slayingtheserps #justdoingmyjob pic.twitter.com/pVJf90moTO

— Mark Porter (@markcporter) March 20, 2019

Me: got lots to get done this morning. Let me go and quickly check in on Google Analytics and then I'll get all my tasks done right after.

3 hours later: down a black hole in GA and haven't even begun anything else.

— Matthew Howells-Barby ฮž mhb.eth (@matthewbarby) May 3, 2019

Only 1 week to come up with excuses for why your January SEO numbers are below the goals you set 3 months ago. Feel free to use one of these

1. Something to do with favicons
2. Google arbitrarily changing everything
3. Lazy, slow developers
4. Mercury being in retrograde

— Wtfseo (@WTFSEO) January 27, 2020

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ pic.twitter.com/AeLEt6w7Ko

— Dr. Marie Haynes๐Ÿง (@Marie_Haynes) January 15, 2020

I was going to save this growth hack for the ebook, but if you also send it to your dad, you've just increased your traffic by 100% #boom ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค›

— Mark Porter (@markcporter) March 21, 2019

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Onsite (or Offline) Optimization:

Keyword Stuffing, the offline version ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/PrtcdldzAW

— Martin MacDonald ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง (@searchmartin) January 10, 2019

Some solid SEO copy here… pic.twitter.com/aFdsTSiDzm

— Richard Shove (@RichardShove) May 22, 2019

Yep this is definitely how keywords work #nailedit pic.twitter.com/Y0DgwKgooa

— Ruth Burr Reedy (@ruthburr) November 4, 2019

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Technical SEO:

Me compiling a stunning and intelligent technical SEO strategy
VS
Me realising there are no dev resources available pic.twitter.com/6BULGeZRte

— Izzi Smith (@izzionfire) November 29, 2019

When the new site goes live with no redirects: pic.twitter.com/GFu909Xa2L

— Lord of the SERPs (@LordOfTheSERPs) December 10, 2019

Disallow: * pic.twitter.com/Y3FerumPmW

— Jamie Indigo ๐Ÿ‘พ @jammer_volts@mastodon.social (@Jammer_Volts) February 12, 2019

Breaking: Google announces that they didn't say "Simon says" when they told everyone to use rel=next/prev for pagination

— Wtfseo (@WTFSEO) March 21, 2019

I just won. My daughter said thereโ€™s a 101 a 202 and 303 (freeway) is there a 404? I replied โ€œitโ€™s not foundโ€ I laughed. She was confused. Dad wins.

— Mat Siltala (@Matt_Siltala) December 13, 2019

Google does not use <p> and <div> tags for indexing. You should remove them all from your website immediately.

— Wtfseo (@WTFSEO) March 22, 2019

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Link Building:

Backlinks https://t.co/WlDxejpoCF

— Martin MacDonald ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง (@searchmartin) July 18, 2019

"I've added your link" pic.twitter.com/VbmpdZvfXv

— Mark Rofe ๐ŸŽ„ (@iamrofe) June 4, 2019

Potential Client: Can you help us?

World Class SEO Consultant: pic.twitter.com/gwK9CdYd2H

— Chris Dyson (@ChrisLDyson) September 3, 2019

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SEO Industry:

This has to be where all those SEO Ninjas come from. pic.twitter.com/eFt64ogixW

— Matt Lacuesta (@MattLacuesta) July 10, 2019

pic.twitter.com/oBAvifzZ1v

— Tom Blackshire (@tomblackshire) February 28, 2019

I made an SEO meme. pic.twitter.com/lH6ndyUWZA

— Luke Davis (he/him) ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒโœŠ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ (@LukeDavisSEO) October 29, 2019

I had a dream last night that the Google index suddenly became "full". Index space became a highly prized possession and companies fought in wars over any available resources causing some kind of dystopian future led by SEOs.

Clearly, I need a life ๐Ÿ˜€

— Izzi Smith (@izzionfire) December 30, 2019

SEO https://t.co/D3GParwZuU

— Jono Alderson (@jonoalderson) January 24, 2020

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SERPs:

This is my new favorite answer box… pic.twitter.com/LlEIdNPuBg

— Greg Gifford (@GregGifford) June 18, 2019

Google Yesterday: "Freshness matters for Featured Snippets!!"

Google Today: pic.twitter.com/Iu9jh801cY

— Martin MacDonald ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง (@searchmartin) August 2, 2019

Question I found mining PAAs for Moz — "How do I uninstall the latest Google update?" — I got bad news for you, kid.

— Dr. Pete Meyers (@dr_pete) March 19, 2019

BREAKING: google launches the ERNIE algorithm to randomly insert one irrelevant off topic website into all BERT search results.

— Wtfseo (@WTFSEO) October 25, 2019

Whoa, the Google indexing bug just jumped to a new level. "Stale content"?? I'd say so… Wow. ๐Ÿ˜‰ @rustybrick pic.twitter.com/FNGbYLbFOS

— Glenn Gabe (@glenngabe) May 22, 2019

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SEO Tools:

Time to pay the yearly tax, on being an SEO: pic.twitter.com/UEzNJv5oC4

— Martin MacDonald ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง (@searchmartin) August 15, 2019

This car must rank well! pic.twitter.com/YCAlhzIubQ

— Dan Shure (@dan_shure) April 30, 2019

Been thinking of SEO jokes. Hereโ€™s my best attempt so far. How does @screamingfrog get home after a night out? … He crawls.

— Tom Crewe (@TomCrewe) April 17, 2019

When you ask an #SEO friend to run a @screamingfrog crawl for you ๐Ÿคฃ pic.twitter.com/pEH9fHDUIM

— Tessa Bonacci Nadik (@tessabonacci) October 18, 2019

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Content Creation:

I think I'm gonna stick with my gut on this one Grammarly… pic.twitter.com/Q2QUNNL0XQ

— Kane Jamison (@KaneJamison) February 19, 2019

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SEO Jokes

Why did the SEO expert cross the road?

To get hit with traffic ๐Ÿš—

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

You. Are. Welcome

— Andrew and Pete (@AndrewAndPete) January 3, 2019

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SEO Puns

How many sit-ups should we be doing for the core update?

— Dr. Pete Meyers (@dr_pete) June 3, 2019

SEO myths that need to die:
(1) You can't spell "ranking factor" without "ring fat".
(2) Link building isn't like a building made of links. You can't live there.
(3) Al Gore Rhythm is a KC and The Sunshine Band cover band from Hyattsville.

— Dr. Pete Meyers (@dr_pete) May 9, 2019

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Cheekiness

Had a heating engineer enquire about some SEO work, he wanted to arrange a time to set up a call.

I told him I'd call between 9am and 5pm

— Mark Rofe ๐ŸŽ„ (@iamrofe) December 3, 2019

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The author's views are entirely his or her own and may not always reflect the views of Nozzle.

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Boyd Norwood

Boyd Norwood has been doing SEO and digital marketing since 2004. He loves playing ping pong, basketball, tennis, hiking, and doing puzzles.

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