SEOMarch 8, 2020Updated March 3, 20231 min read

SEO Humor from the Twitterverse

By Boyd Norwood

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SEO can be stressful at times but it can be fun too. We all could use a laugh every once in a while so I present to you below SEO funnies from the twitterverse below. They range anywhere from chuckle-worthy to hilarious on the SEO humor meter. Also, check out Nozzle’s new SEO jokes.

They are organized by topics and you can click on the topic you want to jump down to below:

SEO Successes and Failures Onsite (or Offline) Optimization Technical SEO Link Building SEO Industry SERPs SEO Tools Content Creation SEO Jokes SEO Puns Cheekiness

If you know of any other funny SEO tweets, let me know in the comments and I’ll add them to this page.

Is your current rank tracker a joke?

SEO Successes and Failures:

Martin MacDonald@searchmartin

SEO's successfully getting through a Core Update:

September 26, 2019

Matthew Howells-Barby@matthewbarby

Me: got lots to get done this morning. Let me go and quickly check in on Google Analytics and then I'll get all my tasks done right after.

3 hours later: down a black hole in GA and haven't even begun anything else.

May 3, 2019

Wtfseo@WTFSEO

Only 1 week to come up with excuses for why your January SEO numbers are below the goals you set 3 months ago. Feel free to use one of these

Something to do with favicons
Google arbitrarily changing everything
Lazy, slow developers
Mercury being in retrograde

January 27, 2020

Marie Haynes@Marie_Haynes

🤣🤣🤣

January 15, 2020

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Onsite (or Offline) Optimization:

Martin MacDonald@searchmartin

Keyword Stuffing, the offline version 😂🤣😂

January 10, 2019

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Technical SEO:

Izzi Smith@izzionfire

Me compiling a stunning and intelligent technical SEO strategy
VS
Me realising there are no dev resources available

November 29, 2019

Lord of the SERPs@LordOfTheSERPs

When the new site goes live with no redirects:

December 10, 2019

Jamie Indigo 👾 100% Human Technical SEO@Jammer_Volts

Disallow: *

February 12, 2019

Wtfseo@WTFSEO

Breaking: Google announces that they didn't say "Simon says" when they told everyone to use rel=next/prev for pagination

March 21, 2019

Mat Siltala@Matt_Siltala

I just won. My daughter said there’s a 101 a 202 and 303 (freeway) is there a 404? I replied “it’s not found” I laughed. She was confused. Dad wins.

December 13, 2019

Wtfseo@WTFSEO

Google does not use <p> and <div> tags for indexing. You should remove them all from your website immediately.

March 22, 2019

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Link Building:

Matt Cutts@mattcutts

What's something small you've purchased or made that has given you a lot of happiness?

July 18, 2019

Mark Rofe@iamrofe

"I've added your link"

June 4, 2019

Chris Dyson@ChrisLDyson

Potential Client: Can you help us?

World Class SEO Consultant:

September 3, 2019

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SEO Industry:

Matt Lacuesta@MattLacuesta

This has to be where all those SEO Ninjas come from.

July 10, 2019

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Izzi Smith@izzionfire

I had a dream last night that the Google index suddenly became "full". Index space became a highly prized possession and companies fought in wars over any available resources causing some kind of dystopian future led by SEOs.

Clearly, I need a life :D

December 30, 2019

Erik Torenberg@eriktorenberg

What’s the best term for the phenomenon by which people create additional complexity in order to preserve their role & importance?

January 24, 2020

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