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SEO Jokes (Brand New and Original in 2020)

Boyd Norwood on Aug 11, 2020 • 3 min read
Link BuildingSEO

New SEO Jokes and Marketing Jokes 2020 Edition

SEO can be stressful at times and stress is bad for your health so let's all sit back and relax and live longer by reading the following SEO jokes.

All of these SEO jokes are brand new and original as of this year, 2020, and created by the author unless otherwise noted.

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1. What did Jesus say to the SEOs?
2. The surgeon general told some SEOs…
3. What did Googlebot tell all the hyper links?
4. Why did the search engine receive a lawsuit?
5. SEOs prefer canonical tag…
6. What do you call an SEO sitting up in a tree branch overlooking a field full of sheep?
7. What is an SEO's most important question before he bungee jumps for the first time?
8. Why are black hat SEOs horrible at hockey?
9. The general state of everything and everyone…
10. What did the 1-year-old SEO teach the 8-month-old?
11. What did the mom do to the naughty SEO child who kept picking his nose?
12. What do you call getting a haircut to look good for your online profile pictures?
13. What is it called when Larry Page or Sergey Brin get a haircut?
14. SEO: Yes! My time on page is increasing.
15. When Google launched its Universal Search…
16. My new GA-bot is awesome!
17. An SEO invited me to a business meeting at his house.
18. Why did Google cut its finger nails?


So without further ado, let's hear some SEO jokes!

1. What did Jesus say to the SEOs?

"Come (do)follow me."
What did Satan say in response?
"Nofollow Him!"

Funny SEO jokes and marketing jokes about links

2. The surgeon general told some SEOs…

to stop smoking because there is a link between smoking and cancer. The SEOs replied, "Well… is the link between smoking and cancer followed or nofollowed?"

3. What did Googlebot tell all the hyper links?

"Calm down!"

Googlebot and Hyper link SEO Joke

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4. Why did the search engine receive a lawsuit?

Because it was a creepy crawler.

 Search Engine and Creepy Crawler SEO Joke

5. SEOs prefer canonical tag…

over freeze tag or laser tag.

6. What do you call an SEO sitting up in a tree branch overlooking a field full of sheep?

Above the fold.

7. What is an SEO's most important question before he bungee jumps for the first time?

"Can you please tell me what my bounce rate is?"

Bungee jumping SEO Joke

8. Why are black hat SEOs horrible at hockey?

Because they spend a lot of time in the penalty box.

Black Hat and Hockey SEO Joke

9. The general state of everything and everyone…

makes me think that "discontent" is king, not "content".

Funny SEO Joke about Content Making

10. What did the 1-year-old SEO teach the 8-month-old?

"Don't waste your crawl budget going for that toy. Just scream until your mom 301 redirects you to it."

11. What did the mom do to the naughty SEO child who kept picking his nose?

She de-indexed him.

Funny SEO Child Joke About Being De-Indexed

12. What do you call getting a haircut to look good for your online profile pictures?

A featured snippet.

 Featured Snippet and Profile Picture Funny SEO Joke

13. What is it called when Larry Page or Sergey Brin get a haircut?

A rich snippet.

14. SEO: Yes! My time on page is increasing.

Parent: Why are you happy that you are now reading slower?

15. When Google launched its Universal Search…

many people were excited that we will finally discover alien life.

Google's Alien life Universal Search SEO Joke or Marketing Joke

16. My new GA-bot is awesome!

Unfortunately, batteries and keywords are "not included."

17. An SEO invited me to a business meeting at his house.

It turned out to be a Pyramid Schema.

Business Meeting Turned Pyramid Schema SEO Joke or Marketing Joke

18. Why did Google cut its finger nails?

Because a lot of websites were complaining about being scraped.


Hopefully some of these cheesy SEO jokes put a smile on your face. Share your favorites with your friends and team members!

Also, here is some more SEO humor from the Twitterverse that you might enjoy.

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Boyd Norwood

Boyd Norwood has been doing SEO and digital marketing since 2004. He loves playing ping pong, basketball, tennis, hiking, and doing puzzles.

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